January 16th, 2009 | By Todd
I am still in dis-belief by the startling and mysterious events of this evening. Sitting in the next room, I heard Kyoko parroting in varying tones of utter curiosity:
“What is that?!? What isssss that??? Toddd! What is thaaaat?”
As I rounded the corner to the kitchen, kyoko stood near the gate cautiously pointing and peering down at the cats lonesome water bowl…something very strange was floating in the kittie water. A brown anomaly. I slowly quickly connected the dots:
missing diaper
+
cat’s water bowl
+
snickers bar

=
???????
Time for a little word association to aid in the detection process -
When I say water bowl, you say…Toilet!!!
Conclusion –
Immi left a floater in the cats’ water bowl. Mystery solved, case closed.
Political Ramifications -
Geo-fecal submarine and international maritime lines have been crossed. A aquatic feline war has been declared. Mew battles have begun. Code brown weapons have been deployed in the immediate vicinity. The kitty water supply has been intentionally contaminated. New meaning has come to the phrase “don’t drink the water.”
And somehow I landed decontamination duty. This is definitely getting classified under “development” and “milestones!”